Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for April 24, 2011
Transcript:
Stone Soup by Jan Eliot Middle School Survivor Ms. Wingit: In the first hour I had a kid vomit in the hall... Ms. Wingit: Someone broke a window... Ms. Wingit: And, once again, there's a girl crying in the corner. I don't remember her name, because I have 40 kids in every class. BAWL Ms. Wingit: But any minute now I'll start TEACHING to the STANDARDS! Holly: Ms. Wingit! Ms. Wingit! Henry needs a tourniquet! Girl: SNIFF OW OW OW
I like the idea of the “middle school” edition of Survivor right there, of course.. :)