Stone Soup by Jan Eliot

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  1. avatarjk137

    avatarjk137 said, about 1 month ago

    Harsh. Of course, that means he can’t wake up Andy any earlier than the rest of the family, because an airhorn would go through the whole house.

  2. rayannina

    rayannina said, about 1 month ago

    An airhorn would go through the whole BLOCK! Still, I may consider that method for my 8-year-old …

  3. darky324

    darky324 said, about 1 month ago

    Water was a handy dandy trick my dad occasionally used. Ice, cold water. GAH.

  4. ejcapulet

    ejcapuletGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    A carefully-aimed ice-pack is always good.

  5. CeeCee919

    CeeCee919 said, about 1 month ago

    NOTHING worked on my daughter, and apparently still doesn’t, though she is now in college. Hope she actually graduates…

  6. SchmoozeMinkey

    SchmoozeMinkey said, about 1 month ago

    Hold it! He just happened to have that in his hand?

  7. arsmall

    arsmall said, about 1 month ago

    @darky…water is MY trick, works everytime. NOBODY wants to wake up soaking wet!

  8. Macushlalondra

    MacushlalondraGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Maybe the airhorn can be toned down to only go in one person’s ears, if you hold it close enough to them…

  9. Lewreader

    LewreaderGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    “I’m not a morning person.” Earth to offspring, none of us are morning persons except our bosses.

  10. jmworacle

    jmworacle said, about 1 month ago

    How about letting Max wake up Holly……….

  11. aerwalt

    aerwaltGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    I used to pound on the bedroom door and loudly paraphrase a quote from John Wayne: C’mon, let’s go, yer burnin’ daylight!!

    Worked every time.

  12. kab2rb

    kab2rb said, about 1 month ago

    This water throwing in the face happened to my mom when she was a child but it was done in meanness. Even her siblys did this to her. Her mother was not a good mom. When my mom talks its bad stories and childhood she is 84.

    I always heard when a child is hard to get up place an a loud alarm clock they have to turn off, move the alarm away from the bed so they have to get out of bed to turn off the alarm.

  13. Library Lady

    Library LadyGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    My guess is that between Max and Lucie, they’re all up early at that house. And the sound of the kids shrieking when the airhorn sounds probably gets Andy to really scramble!

    My 14 year old goes to bed on her own terms. In the morning I go in her room, turn off her white noise machine, turn on the light and her MP3 player and that’s it.

    It really is hard for teens to go to sleep early. Hey, I’m still that way, I’ve just learned to survive on less sleep!

  14. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    When my son was a teenager and nothing else worked, I sang.
    Loud, annoying, nonsense lyrics.
    It worked.

  15. pibfan868

    pibfan868Genius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    My parents let us stay up until 10 by the time we were Holly’s age, but homework was done right after supper with no TV (we didn’t even have one) or music, just the kids, books, and the living room floor or sofa.

  16. ladyellen2

    ladyellen2 said, about 1 month ago

    My mom took off the covers, turned on the lights, and yelled. It worked.

  17. Ash

    Ash said, about 1 month ago

    Macushlalondra, so you’re against hitting a child in the face but not against making them permanently deaf?

  18. marvee

    marveeGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Hasn’t Andy been 15 ever since he came to live there? Holly and Alex don’t seem to get much older either. Max has progressed a little - learned to walk, and now is talking but not very advanced.

  19. johnnydoc5

    johnnydoc5 said, about 1 month ago

    My idiot brother needed to be introduced to Mr. Airhorn some time ago.

  20. Mrs B

    Mrs B said, about 1 month ago

    kab2rb–we tried to place the alarm away from my sister’s bed. It got her out of bed to turn off the alarm, but then she would fall asleep on the floor next to it! :)
    Mom usually used a water gun that she kept in the fridge. YOWZA! What a way to wake up!

  21. boxbabies

    boxbabies said, about 1 month ago

    My dad would yank the covers up and tell my shelty dog to get me up. A cold, wet nose on the back of the neck or bare leg is a very effective alarm clock…especially when it chases you around until you get up or fall out of bed. I’m pretty sure a fresh bowl of (ice) water was involved, too.

  22. Macushlalondra

    MacushlalondraGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Ash, if the music they listen to hasn’t made them deaf already I don’t think an airhorn is going to.

  23. somebodyshort

    somebodyshortGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    My brother used to put one of those two bell alarms on the dresser across the room. Every morning m om had to wake him up. He’d get up in his sleep, turn off the alarm and go back to bed.

  24. Tigerkid

    Tigerkid said, about 1 month ago

    My dad actually favored keeping marbles in the freezer. If you didn’t get up when you were supposed to he just lifted the covers and dumped them in with you. They were cold, they would follow you when you moved, and they didn’t make the sheets or mattress wet.