Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for September 15, 2009
Transcript:
Ms. Wingit: Holly? Have you been sleeping in class? Holly: No, Ms. Wingit. Ms. Wingit: When I asked you to name the author of "Silas Marner" you said...DAVE FIDANQUE. Holly: I did? Ms. Wingit: Who is Dave Fidanque?? Holly: Am I the only one who gets called on in this class??!
The humor is proportional to the inverse square of the distance from Oregon. By the time it gets to Pennsylvania it’s gone.