Stone Soup by Jan Eliot

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  1. somebodyshort

    somebodyshortGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    still waiting for Phil to sweep Val off her feet in August. He’s come close to “the ring”, I think it’s time

  2. farren

    farrenGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    He brought it up explicitly a couple of months ago. She said “no”.

  3. avatarjk137

    avatarjk137 said, 3 months ago

    You gotta love having a dog with two tails…

  4. Sarah

    Sarah said, 3 months ago

    lol avatarjk137
    didnt notice that til you mentioned it!

  5. lightenup

    lightenup said, 3 months ago

    Wally’s fishing technique is the best.

  6. tantebitte

    tantebitte said, 3 months ago

    …but he is goin g to lose his oars soon…!

  7. GrinsToYa

    GrinsToYa said, 3 months ago

    …oar not.

  8. Macushlalondra

    MacushlalondraGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Why DOES that dog have two tails?

  9. barbaricpenguin

    barbaricpenguin said, 3 months ago

    The dog has two tails because it is wagging the tail so fast you see multiples.

  10. crazyolnick

    crazyolnick said, 3 months ago

    You’re all crazy…The dog has but one tail. It is forked like that of a fish. in the event of one that got away, said dog can retrive it much in the same manner of retriving game birds…Or,just maybe it’s the dreaded “Twin Tailed Terrier”….

  11. comicsnoob

    comicsnoob said, 3 months ago

    Yes, Phil should Sweep Val off her feet in the moon light, at night, under the stars in the woods with a blanket and bottle of wine……sheesh I better stop eating quiche.

  12. Lewreader

    LewreaderGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Hope he has no bait so a fish doesn’t disturb him

  13. harebell

    harebell said, 3 months ago

    comicsnoob, to be really prepared he’d better bring the mosquito repellent, they’re really biting this month!

  14. somebodyshort

    somebodyshortGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    lewreader. When my son was small he enjoyed fishing. He wasn’t old enough to bait the hook, heck he didn’t know that you were supposed to. He just hung the bare hook in the water, still caught fish.

  15. fritzoid

    fritzoid said, 3 months ago

    Biscuit’s a good little dog. Twice the tails means twice the wags!

  16. somebodyshort

    somebodyshortGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    comicsnoob Reminds me of Non Sequitur and the dogs got loose with Brenda and Joe out looking by moonlight and Brenda said that moonlight illuminates male cluelessnes.

    farren Their last date as they’re standing on the front step Val told Phil that if he was living there he’d be home now. I’m a deep down romantic at heart and believe that the man should grab his courage and propose. Take the risk and make it special. When the time is right I know how I’m going to do it and catch her completely by surprise. I don’t care what her answer is or if she ever answers.

  17. comicsnoob

    comicsnoob said, 3 months ago

    @ harebell - Avon, skin so soft. got it.

  18. Ushindi

    UshindiGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Fake picture - fishing and no beer? (There was a great “Mr. Boffo” joke, by Joe Martin - two cavemen standing by a prehistoric boat - the bottom caption says “The Origin of Fishing, and The First Two Fishermen”, and one cave man says to the other, “I HAVE to be doing SOMETHING, my wife won’t let me just sit out in a boat and drink beer all day”.)

  19. eatteaphonenome

    eatteaphonenome said, 3 months ago

    Ushi,

    From the look on Wally’s face, the beer is in the belly.

  20. Shikamoo

    ShikamooGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    @ avatarjk– I think that there should be “wag” lines around the tail!

  21. Shikamoo

    ShikamooGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    I think the beer is in the red and white cooler behind his head- and in his belly!

  22. somebodyshort

    somebodyshortGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    what’s the name on the boat looks like ” ———-soup”

  23. NoBrandName

    NoBrandName said, 3 months ago

    Even I can see that the beer is in his right hand…

  24. Just plain Steve

    Just plain Steve said, 3 months ago

    I can’t read it either, but “Stone…” might be a good guess!

  25. somebodyshort

    somebodyshortGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    I did a cut and paste into word and then to 500 % The letters become fuzzy. Must be an inside joke for Jan

  26. wyrm282

    wyrm282 said, 3 months ago

    …What? No beer?

  27. wittyvegan

    wittyvegan said, 3 months ago

    The fish might disagree on this one.

  28. comicsnoob

    comicsnoob said, 3 months ago

    @ somebodyshort
    Its says “SSSTONESOUP”