Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for March 21, 2007
Transcript:
Val: We just found out that our mother is dating someone 15 years younger than she is! Wally: So? Val: That makes him just a little older than us!! Wally + Phil Jackson: So? Val: So?! Don't you think it's... inappropriate?! Would YOU date someone so much younger? Wally + Phil Jackson: Lie. Plead the Fifth. Lie. Plead the Fifth.
Correct answer, should anyone out there want to know MY opinion, is: “Is that someone YOU? Then I would date her fifteen years older, fifteen years younger, or anyway I could get her!”