Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for November 12, 2006

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Stone Soup by Jan Eliot Val: What's THIS?! HOLLY?! Val: I got another note from school! You're behind in math - AGAIN. Holly: I am NOT! Holly: I'm operating on an alternate timeline. Val: You waste TOO MUCH TIME in front of the computer and the television. Val: And too much time talking to your friends on the PHONE. Val: And WHY have you been eating a GREASY PIZZA on my couch?! Holly: What IS this, PICK ON HOLLY DAY?! Is everything I do WRONG? I'm a kid!! This is what kids are LIKE! Holly: If you didn't want to deal with this, why did you even HAVE children?!? Val: I was TOLD it would be REWARDING!!