Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for March 01, 2005

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YOUTH SPORTS PROGRAM Coach Sparks: Mr. Mire, we need to TALK. Coach Sparks: Why does the BOYS' basketball coach get paid, and I don't? Mr. Mire: Hon, we can't AFFORD it! If we paid BOTH coaches, it would endanger the WHOLE PROGRAM! You wouldn't want to be responsible for THAT!? Coach Sparks: Why, NO, I - Coach Sparks: WAIT a minute... Mr. Mire: Oops! Mr. Rolex here says I gotta run -