Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for January 09, 2005
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Gramma: How about the tuna? Val: Too much mercury. Gramma: The veal? Val: Too cruel. Gramma: The beef? Val: Only if it's organic...too many hormones. Gramma: Maybe the marinara. Val: Too...heavy. Gramma: I hear eggs are back. Val: Only if the hens are free-range. Gramma: When did eating become so complicated? Val: Thanks. Gramma: I guess you can't go wrong with toast. Val: Shoot! I meant to order glutten-free.
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