Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for April 02, 2000
Transcript:
Stone Soup by Jan Eliot PSST CRUNCH PSSST CRINKLE CRINKLE POP FZZZZ Val: Hey! PSST RUSTLE Val: Why don't you take your GROCERY BAG full of homemade snacks... Val: And this person you have to EXPLAIN the movie to... SHH Val: ...back home for a nice video where you won't BOTHER anyone? SHH Attendant: Ma'am? Val: They keep talking and they snuck in their own food!! Don't you CARE about it? Val: HEY?! I'M not the one disrupting things! PSST PSST Val: I PAID for my popcorn! I was QUIET! SLAM Officer Jackson: I've never been thrown out of a movie before. I'm glad I wasn't in uniform. Val: They were disturbing my peace! ARREST someone!!
Ushers, right?