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Apr 1, 2000
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Stone Soup by Jan Eliot
PSST
CRUNCH
PSSST
CRINKLE
CRINKLE
POP 
FZZZZ
Val: Hey! 
PSST
RUSTLE
Val: Why don't you take your GROCERY BAG full of homemade snacks...
Val: And this person you have to EXPLAIN the movie to...
SHH
Val: ...back home for a nice video where you won't BOTHER anyone? 
SHH
Attendant: Ma'am? 
Val: They keep talking and they snuck in their own food!! Don't you CARE about it? 
Val: HEY?! I'M not the one disrupting things!
PSST PSST
Val: I PAID for my popcorn! I was QUIET!
SLAM
Officer Jackson: I've never been thrown out of a movie before. I'm glad I wasn't in uniform. 
Val: They were disturbing my peace! ARREST someone!!
Apr 3, 2000
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