Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for September 23, 1998
Transcript:
Val: You followed me home to ask me out? Officer Jackson: Well, I... Val: You stopped me for speeding, but then didn't give me a ticket, because you wanted to ask me out? Officer Jackson: No! Val: Then what's the real reason I didn't get a ticket? Officer Jackson: I was... um... out of tickets. Val: Snicker Officer Jackson: I'm out of bullets, too. But no matter- I forgot my gun.
Phil seems to be running low on a lot of his resources. xD