Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for August 12, 1998
Transcript:
Gramma: Poor Alix! Had to stay home from vacation with chicken pox. Are you comfy? Alix: I'm bored. Gramma: Then you'll be happy to know it's time for Gramma's soaps. First it's "Daze of Our Lives." That's Veronica. She's in love with Jeremy, who's secretly married to Lisa, who's secretly having Todd's baby. Look out, Veronica!! Lisa's hiding under the bed!! Alix: Are you sure I'm supposed to be watching this??
At least someone can see the elephant in the room, and it’s not grandma.