Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for November 15, 1996
Transcript:
Val: Simon? Have you ever wanted to have children? Simon: Children?! You mean those little short things that come screaming through here? That don't fit in my chair and can't sit still for a minute?? That keep their mothers up all night, causing premature aging that I have to try to reverse with a haircut? Val: Well, parenthood isn't for everyone. Simon: I'd rather give myself a home perm.