Speed Bump by Dave Coverly

Speed Bump

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  1. edclectic

    edclectic said, almost 2 years ago

    Is that your meankey?

  2. edclectic

    edclectic said, almost 2 years ago

    Do you have a lie-sanse?

  3. djsabc

    djsabc said, almost 2 years ago

    You know chimpanseee minky. That is not my dog…..

  4. jreckard

    jreckard said, almost 2 years ago

    @edclectic

    Clouseau: How was I to know he was the bank manager?
    Dreyfuss: (Sarcastic) How were you to know the bank was being robbed?
    Clouseau: That is correct.
    Dreyfuss: What is correct?
    Clouseau: I did not know the bank was being robbed because I was engaged in my sworn duty as a police officer.
    Dreyfuss: You didn’t even arrest the old beggar.
    Clouseau: There was some question as to whether the beggar or his minkey was breaking the leu.
    Dreyfuss: ‘Minkey’?
    Clouseau: What?
    Dreyfuss: You said ‘minkey’!
    Clouseau: That is correct, yes. Chimpanzee minkey. So I let them both off with a warning.
    Dreyfuss: The beggar was the lookout man for the gang!
    Clouseau: That is impossible.
    Dreyfuss: Why?
    Clouseau: He was blind. How can a blind man be a lookout?
    Dreyfuss: How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!
    Clouseau: It’s very simple. All he has to do is enlist.

  5. Nozzi

    Nozzi said, almost 2 years ago

    A big LOL.

  6. dirgis3

    dirgis3 said, almost 2 years ago

    A lot like reading Get Fuzzy. Love it!

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