Speed Bump by Dave Coverly

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  1. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, 4 months ago

    The line for the podium on the right would be completely empty.

  2. win

    win said, 4 months ago

    @exoticdoc2

    Nah, that’s the line for the “down” escalator.

  3. Purple Morpho 2015

    Purple Morpho 2015 said, 4 months ago

    @exoticdoc2

    Nah that line is for babies. They can have 10 sins.

  4. Notsoastute

    Notsoastute said, 4 months ago

    There will be some SOB that has a cartload get in that line.

  5. gir63

    gir63 said, 4 months ago

    I’m good. I just stick to the usual seven.

  6. J. Short

    J. Short said, 4 months ago

    So if you had 10, and then lied that you had 9…hmmmm

  7. Vegas Viper

    Vegas Viper said, 4 months ago

    Everybody I know is, and will be in the left hand checkstand lane… and all I can hear is "penalty check on checkstand one…

  8. Arianne

    Arianne said, 4 months ago

    I notice it says, “10 Sins or Fewer” !
    Does that mean grammar nazis get into heaven?!? Whodathunk? Now they’re going to want to be called grammar guardian angels!

  9. Trickle Down

    Trickle Down said, 4 months ago

    Do 2 sins for 1 count as 1 sin?

  10. RockChalkJayhawk

    RockChalkJayhawk said, 4 months ago

    Is there a senior citizen’s discount?

  11. Nos Nevets

    Nos Nevets said, 4 months ago

    @gir63

    Ouch!
    Good answer.

  12. phritzg

    phritzg said, 4 months ago

    Regarding the checker on the left, why would he still need glasses in heaven?

  13. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 4 months ago

    Must be the Last Judgment at the end of time.

  14. Stephen Gilberg

    Stephen Gilberg said, 4 months ago

    @exoticdoc2

    Maybe they don’t count sins for which you’ve already done penance.

  15. Amber Thompson

    Amber Thompson said, 4 months ago

    Who’s right?

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