Speed Bump by Dave Coverly

Speed Bump

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  1. Randy_B

    Randy_B said, 6 months ago

    On average, you all have slight diabetes, a bit of a drug habit, and several kinds of VD.

  2. Agent54

    Agent54 said, 6 months ago

    Yeah and someone here may be pregnant .

  3. Paul Smith

    Paul Smith said, 6 months ago

    @Agent54

    Everyone is a little pregnant.

  4. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, 6 months ago

    …kinky.

  5. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, 6 months ago

    She must be working on her bucket list.

  6. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, 6 months ago

    @Randy_B

    SNERK!

  7. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, 6 months ago

    @Agent54

    SNERKER!

  8. Prof danglais

    Prof danglais said, 6 months ago

    @Pacopuddy

    Did you mean snerker, as in the noun, someone who snerks, or snerkier, the comparative adjective of being more snerkier than the original snerk?

  9. PICTO

    PICTO said, 6 months ago

    I can’t pee in the cup. I just peed in my pants.

  10. debuggingdevice

    debuggingdevice said, 6 months ago

    Is she the Princess and the Pee?

  11. Notsoastute

    Notsoastute said, 6 months ago

    @PICTO

    Just wait a bit, they may need a stool sample as well.

  12. J. Short

    J. Short said, 6 months ago

    They sell those cups at Costco; right next to the 23 pack of dental floss.

  13. MeGoNow

    MeGoNow said, 6 months ago

    Doesn’t matter. I stayed up all night studying for a urine test and still failed.

  14. MingoV

    MingoV said, 6 months ago

    Dave Coverly goofed. It should be “normalized” instead of “standardized.”

  15. Vegas Viper

    Vegas Viper said, 6 months ago

    My doctor wanted a urine, stool and seman sample…
    I gave him a pair of my underware.
    JUST KIDDING IT’S A JOKE.

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