Comments (20) (Please sign in to comment)

1. 

   Smythe Symble said, 12 months ago

   Carapace Tunnel Syndrome?
2. 

   unnormal said, 12 months ago

   What’re they doin . . . necking?
3. 

   Pacopuddy said, 12 months ago

   How German helmets were manufactured
4. 

   richardkel said, 12 months ago

   This reminds me of the Cone of Silence in the old Get Smart Series. That didn’t keep things secret very well either.
5. 

   cdward said, 12 months ago

   Don’t bother, in a 150 years you’ll just break up.
6. 

   TheWildSow said, 12 months ago

   The turtle lives twixt plated decks
   Which practically conceal its sex
   I think it clever of the turtle
   In such a fix to be so fertile
   -Ogden Nash
7. 

   Trickle Down said, 12 months ago

   Each night I ask the stars up above
   Why must I be a turtle in love
8. 

   Arianne said, 12 months ago

   I don’t think anyone’s going to be shell shocked if you admit you’ve been making the beast with two backs.
9. 

   Arianne said, 12 months ago

   @TheWildSow

   Cute!
10. 

    TexTech said, 12 months ago

    @Arianne

    Now that is an expression I have not heard in years. Probably more than 30 years when I stopped reading the Ribald Classics in Playboy.
11. 

    Vegas Viper said, 12 months ago

    They’re in the ’ Cone of Silence ’…
12. 

    MeGoNow said, 12 months ago

    They were going to move in together, but they couldn’t make heads or tails of it.
13. 

    khcm1157 said, 12 months ago

    Looks like a head-on collision to me.
14. 

    iced tea said, 12 months ago

    “Come on babe, into my shell!”

    ;)
15. 

    RUBBER DUCKY said, 12 months ago

    headbangers
16. Load the rest of the comments (5).