Speed Bump by Dave Coverly

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  1. The Nihilist

    The Nihilist said, about 1 year ago

    — and nor is the price…

  2. J. Short

    J. Short said, about 1 year ago

    Hey buddy, could you spare $3.65 for a cup of coffee.

  3. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, about 1 year ago

    You can go to Starbucks and, for 3.65, in additon to making 6 critical decisions, you can order a completely defining sense of self. And to think, for 6.95, I can buy a 27.8oz can of coffee and make a pot of coffee for myself each day for a month.
    I don’t know how Starbucks stays in business; but I guess P.T. Barnum was right — one is born every minute.

  4. ekw

    ekw said, about 1 year ago

    Starbucks is in business because some people don’t actually like coffee.
    but they DO like frappe lappe nappechinos with whipped cream & syrup.

  5. finkd

    finkd said, about 1 year ago

    @ekw

    …and sprinkles ( but those are extra ).

  6. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog said, about 1 year ago

    Well latte-da!

  7. Vegas Viper

    Vegas Viper said, about 1 year ago

    It’s just like the bottle water business. As a kid we drank out of a hose.

  8. Penny Robinson Fan Club

    Penny Robinson Fan Club said, about 1 year ago

    @gmartin997

    They’re the same ones shelling out 2 bucks for tap water in a bottle.

  9. Penny Robinson Fan Club

    Penny Robinson Fan Club said, about 1 year ago

    @Penny Robinson Fan Club

    Oops, it’s been done. VV beat me. But here;s something for you, VV.

    Alfred E. Obama

  10. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, about 1 year ago

    @Penny Robinson Fan Club

    Did you know some people actually buy a 12-packs of bottled water and refill them over and over just so people will think they’re drinking bottled water?

  11. CharlieTuba

    CharlieTuba said, about 1 year ago

    And look at the sizes: Tall, Grande, Venti and Trenta.

    What happened to Small, Medium and Large?

  12. RUBBER DUCKY

    RUBBER DUCKY said, about 1 year ago

    i went to starbuck’s once and ordered a coffee..black..no sugar or cream…and they did not know how to make it
    ( true story)

  13. iced tea

    iced tea said, about 1 year ago

    We have a cozy little coffee shop right here in our town. I love their German chocolate cake espressos with all the wipped cream. Yum.

  14. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, about 1 year ago

    @gmartin997

    I do that all the time.

  15. drewdane

    drewdane said, about 1 year ago

    My, aren’t you all just so… smug. I’ll get off your lawn, now.

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