Speed Bump by Dave Coverly

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  1. Lois

    Lois said, over 2 years ago

    Technically speaking, Noah was instructed to take enough food along on board the Ark to take care of Noah PLUS Noah’s family - PLUS all of the animals!

    Genesis 6:12-22

    And God looked upon the earth, and, behold, it was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted his way upon the earth. And God said unto Noah, The end of all flesh is come before me; for the earth is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the earth. Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and shalt pitch it within and without with pitch. And this is the fashion which thou shalt make it of: The length of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height of it thirty cubits. A window shalt thou make to the ark, and in a cubit shalt thou finish it above; and the door of the ark shalt thou set in the side thereof; with lower, second, and third stories shalt thou make it. And, behold, I, even I, do bring a flood of waters upon the earth, to destroy all flesh, wherein is the breath of life, from under heaven; and every thing that is in the earth shall die. But with thee will I establish my covenant; and thou shalt come into the ark, thou, and thy sons, and thy wife, and thy sons’ wives with thee. And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female. Of fowls after their kind, and of cattle after their kind, of every creeping thing of the earth after his kind, two of every sort shall come unto thee, to keep them alive. And take thou unto thee of all food that is eaten, and thou shalt gather it to thee; and it shall be for food for thee, and for them. Thus did Noah; according to all that God commanded him, so did he.

  2. Smythe Symble

    Smythe Symble said, over 2 years ago

    You lost me at “technically”.

  3. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, over 2 years ago

    Lois, who cares? This is a comic strip.

  4. Coyoty

    Coyoty said, over 2 years ago

    God called Noah on His iAmPhone, so He did speak technically.

  5. Senor_Bob

    Senor_Bob said, over 2 years ago

    Can you imagine the “smell” on that Ark! After all it had to be one HUMONGOUS boat… and there must have been a few “CUBITS” deep of dung in the hold.!

  6. joefish25

    joefish25 said, over 2 years ago

    JAD came back?

  7. Vegas Viper

    Vegas Viper said, over 2 years ago

    ” Noah go collect all the animals in the world by two’s ” WHHHAAATTT………..

  8. Nelly55

    Nelly55 said, over 2 years ago

    I won’t go to your church to read the comics

    please don’t come to a comic site and preach

    deal?

  9. nighthawks

    nighthawks said, over 2 years ago

    well, at least they still have a leg to stand on.

    hot wings will be on the menu tonight.. except they might need another miracle of the loaves and fishes

  10. nighthawks

    nighthawks said, over 2 years ago

    hey, why only genius chapter 6? why not just cut and paste the entire bible into the go comics comments section.
    haysoos loves you, this I know…..

  11. jtpozenel

    jtpozenel said, over 2 years ago

    Thank Lois, you must be tired after all that typing!

  12. aircraft-engineer

    aircraft-engineer said, over 2 years ago

    yup - just go accept all that MYTH and SUPERSTITION…

    There is evidence that Noah’s supposed world drowning was actually the Black Sea flooding thru the creation of the Bosporus

  13. ben00rs

    ben00rs said, over 2 years ago

    Ummm Nelly…Nelly dear…Nelly darling….Lois was just posting that to show that Noah was instructed to bring food on the ark. No need for a snide remark.

  14. eardroppings

    eardroppings said, over 2 years ago

    Nelly I got a chuckle from that one.

  15. Baba Doodlius

    Baba Doodlius said, over 2 years ago

    I was on the ark, and I can attest to the fact that the first 50 cubits were designated for food storage and the last 50 were partitioned into restrooms. The part in the middle was really, really crowded.

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