Somewhere in this great nation is a top-secret government agency in charge of providing aid to America's nonhuman citizenry. Perpetually overworked and underpaid, these dedicated civil servants soldier on with a dedication exceeded only by their respective passions for heavy rifles, stylish footwear, and good sturdy squeaky toys. They're not our country's best nor our country's brightest, but to all the lost and lonely creations of misguided science wandering the wild places of this country, they are a beacon of minimum-wage hope. This is their story.
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Three Steps Over Japan said, about 15 hours ago
Spirit: “Sorry, I’m back again. Just to be clear, ‘Tip’ is in room 102, right?”
Unity: “Poop you!”
3hourtour
said, about 12 hours ago
…That’s what Unity gets for watching FOX…
SeaFox10 said, about 10 hours ago
@3hourtour
Yes, hearing the truth really slays people!
Night-Gaunt49 said, about 9 hours ago
They must have poop for brains.
3hourtour
said, about 2 hours ago
@SeaFox10
..SeaFox..I know you are getting paid to say what you are saying,but the truth to FOX is anything from 1/2 truths,innuendo,misleading editing,to right out whoop~de~do lying…But,Sea,I like your sprirt…