Somewhere in this great nation is a top-secret government agency in charge of providing aid to America's nonhuman citizenry. Perpetually overworked and underpaid, these dedicated civil servants soldier on with a dedication exceeded only by their respective passions for heavy rifles, stylish footwear, and good sturdy squeaky toys. They're not our country's best nor our country's brightest, but to all the lost and lonely creations of misguided science wandering the wild places of this country, they are a beacon of minimum-wage hope. This is their story.
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Three Steps Over Japan said, about 16 hours ago
Newspaper: "Baron Mistycorn is currently being held on charges for the carnage at little Julie’s 5th-year birthday party. When being hauled from the house, Mistycorn was recorded as saying “stupid, stupid, stupid! Easiest gig in the world! Just don’t frag the birthday girl! I knew which one was the birthday girl! I knew”. Mistycorn will appear before the judge on Monday."
Michael Farren
said, about 12 hours ago
My Little Pony – Fragging is Magic.
cdward said, about 9 hours ago
Baron Mistycorn is so naive.
Night-Gaunt49 said, about 8 hours ago
Some one should have rehabilitated Baron Mistycorn’s programming first.
Andrew_C said, about 8 hours ago
@Three Steps Over Japan
We need a like button, Three Steps Over Japan, that’s hilarious!
Darwinskeeper said, about 3 hours ago
@Three Steps Over Japan
I’m presumming that frag, in this case, means killing her character on the multiplayer video game.
ujean said, 38 minutes ago
@Darwinskeeper
It’s supposed to, but with this bunch it’s better to confirm the terminology before hiring him.