Skin Horse by Shaenon K. Garrity and Jeffrey C. Wells
- March 08, 2013
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Somewhere in this great nation is a top-secret government agency in charge of providing aid to America's nonhuman citizenry. Perpetually overworked and underpaid, these dedicated civil servants soldier on with a dedication exceeded only by their respective passions for heavy rifles, stylish footwear, and good sturdy squeaky toys. They're not our country's best nor our country's brightest, but to all the lost and lonely creations of misguided science wandering the wild places of this country, they are a beacon of minimum-wage hope. This is their story.
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Comments (6) (Please sign in to comment)
Three Steps Over Japan said, 3 months ago
“And you need to be blindfolded before they show you the vision statement.”
wdpeck said, 3 months ago
It’s all in the nondisclosure agreement.
Night-Gaunt49 said, 3 months ago
Synergy is the whole greater than its parts. Paradigms are what you operate from.
Chikuku said, 3 months ago
“Synergize and Propagate.” Acronym: SAP.
Darwinskeeper said, 3 months ago
In other words, the mission statement is about as clear and useful as most other corporate mission statements.
Night-Gaunt49 said, 2 months ago
@Darwinskeeper
Not for casual understanding.