Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly

Shoe

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  1. Al

    Al GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    No worries, I’m sure he pays taxes on both sides.

  2. Linguist

    Linguist said, 11 months ago

    It’s that early Chrysler power steering ! And yes, I know Cosmo’s driving a Desoto but it was a Chrysler product.

  3. cheap day return

    cheap day return said, 11 months ago

    A Pontiac ‘Wide Track’ would be the perfect alibi.

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 11 months ago

    He was swatting at a wasp that flew in.

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 11 months ago

    ‘Honish, occifer … I only had ti martoonies.’

  6. Linguist

    Linguist said, 11 months ago

    I once had a bat fly through a open window and into the cab of my truck, just after I had left one of my local watering holes. Unbeknownst to me, I had a Highway Patrol Officer right behind me, watching me swerve all over the road , trying to get the bat out. I, finally, pulled off the road, jumped out my truck, raced around to the other side and opened that door, as well, to get the bat out.
    It was only then that I saw the cop standing by his cruiser, with one hand on his gun and the most amazed expression on his face.
    He told me, had he not seen the bat fly out of the truck, I probably would have been spending the night in the drunk tank. As it was, all my Sheriff’s Dept. and FHP friends started calling me Bat Man.

  7. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, 11 months ago

    @Linguist

    One summer’s evening, around dusk, as I was riding down the highway on my motorcycle, singing away to myself, I had a thought that it might not be a good idea, as I was coming into a swampy area and there could be bugs, so I stopped….just in time, as a (bat or bird?) smacked me right in the mouth!

  8. AKHenderson

    AKHenderson GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Wrong reply, Cosmo.

  9. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, 11 months ago

    @Linguist

    I know. I’ve owned some old Mopars!
    However, the lightest power steering that I ever drove was on a ’62 Buick LeSabre. You could turn that huge barge with your left pinky.

  10. FlyerTom

    FlyerTom said, 11 months ago

    I had a ‘58 Plymouth, ala “Christine”, although it was creme-colored. Definitely not Chrysler’s finest hour.

  11. the1madhatter

    the1madhatter said, 11 months ago

    My wife said this for a ticket in the 80’s and it worked!

  12. oldman2013

    oldman2013 said, 11 months ago

    I get better gas milage after I wash my car

  13. kea

    kea said, 11 months ago

    @Linguist

    actually everything American with recirculating ball steering was pretty dicey. That’s why they made Interstates.

  14. IowaHawkeye

    IowaHawkeye said, 11 months ago

    Those were some cars in their day. Chrome, fins, no plastic, huge, and of course; rusty, gas hogs, rattles, squeaks, high maintenance! LOL!!

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