Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly

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  1. Linguist

    Linguist said, about 1 year ago

    And it’s always ‘Wrangling’ with the other genes.

  2. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, about 1 year ago

    The end doesn’t justify the genes.

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 1 year ago

    But it denies it had its hand in other genes’.

  4. WildBill40

    WildBill40 said, about 1 year ago

    Ain’t it the truth? The next revolution in this country will be fought over taxes. To paraphrase Will Rogers, “a politician never met a tax he didn’t like.”

  5. saddenedby

    saddenedby GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    now that we know can we genetically engineer that gene so that they quit lying, quit stealing, and quit taxing? – oh sorry I repeated myself with that last one :)

  6. Kerovan

    Kerovan said, about 1 year ago

    This is paraphrased from Jack London’s description of a scab, but since the description easily fits politicians I’m going to use it anyway. =)

    “After God had finished the rattlesnake, the toad, the vampire, He had some awful substance left with which He made a politician.A politician is a two-legged animal with a cork-screw soul, a water-logged brain, a combination backbone of jelly and glue. Where others have hearts, he carries a tumor of rotten principles.When a politician comes down the street, men turn their backs and angels weep in heaven, and the Devil shuts the gates of Hell to keep him out.No man has a right to politics so long as there is a pool of water to drown his carcass in, or a rope long enough to hang his body with. Judas Iscariot was a gentleman compared with a politician. For betraying his master, he had character enough to hang himself. A politician has not.Esau sold his birthright for a mess of pottage. Judas Iscariot sold his Savior for thirty pieces of silver. Benedict Arnold sold his country for a promise of a commission in the British Army. The modern politician sells his birthright, his country, his wife, his children and his fellow men for an unfulfilled promise to his constituency.Esau was a traitor to himself: Judas Iscariot was a traitor to his God; Benedict Arnold was a traitor to his country; a politician is a traitor to his God, his country, his wife, his family and his class.”

  7. oldman2013

    oldman2013 said, about 1 year ago

    hmmmmm?

  8. IndyMan

    IndyMan said, about 1 year ago

    @Kerovan

    Kerovan: I don’t care if it is paraphrased, it couldn’t be more accurate in this day in age.
    Many kudos to you ! !

  9. WaitingMan

    WaitingMan said, about 1 year ago

    How do you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome?

    Pull down its genes.

  10. JPuzzleWhiz

    JPuzzleWhiz said, about 1 year ago

    @SUSAN NEWMAN

    WHAT other genes?
    Kelly?
    Krupa?
    Autry?
    Tierney (expect a slap if that’s the one!)?


    What about Rayburn or Hackman?

  11. The Life I Draw Upon

    The Life I Draw Upon said, about 1 year ago

    Good one today.

  12. NyukNyuk2000

    NyukNyuk2000 said, about 1 year ago

    Thank goodness no one has made any references to Obama or the Tea Party.

  13. Tigerchik32

    Tigerchik32 GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @NyukNyuk2000

    Nice. Unfortunately, that won’t last.

  14. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Genius!

  15. crcesc

    crcesc GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Old joke: Last winter it was so cold in D. C. that politicians were walking around with their hands in their OWN pockets.

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