Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly



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  1. Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper)

    Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper) said, 10 months ago

    I think the better one is, if you win the lotto you get the same results as Uncle Cosmo said…

  2. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 10 months ago

    You’re rich, you’re on your death bed, there’ll be “relatives” everywhere.

    I think I’m paraphrasing Warren Buffet here…
    “Success is when you get old and the people who are supposed to love you actually do.”

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 10 months ago

    @Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper)

    I was going to say that!

  4. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    imagine your joy and their amazement when you show them that special warm spot in the water

  5. emjaycee

    emjaycee GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    We put in an in-ground pool and found we had neighbors we did not know we had.

  6. gmartin997

    gmartin997 GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Or when you win the lottery.

  7. rshive

    rshive said, 10 months ago

    Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.

  8. david_42

    david_42 said, 10 months ago

    But a pool has a much higher probability than lotto. It’s relatively more relatives.

  9. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 10 months ago

    You can choose your friends, but you can’t choose your relatives.

    Boy: “Mum, do you have sexual relations ?”
    Mum: “Well yes, son, I do.”
    Boy: “Then why do they never come and visit us ?”

  10. oldman2013

    oldman2013 said, 10 months ago

    when you get laid off

  11. rick mcdermott

    rick mcdermott GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    no truer words have been spoken

  12. Me3000

    Me3000 said, 10 months ago

    i alwas thought the theory of relativity says that time goes slower the more relatives are at your house.

  13. Hawthorne

    Hawthorne GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Or, alternatively, you could move to Florida or California … same effect.

  14. Colonel Claus

    Colonel Claus GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Yep, No body knows you when you’re down and out.

  15. jack75287

    jack75287 said, 10 months ago

    When you get a small inheritance operable word being small, my Mom told her cousin then she told her son and then here I was a third cousin I never met.

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