Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly

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  1. Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper)

    Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper) said, almost 2 years ago

    I think the better one is, if you win the lotto you get the same results as Uncle Cosmo said…

  2. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, almost 2 years ago

    You’re rich, you’re on your death bed, there’ll be “relatives” everywhere.

    I think I’m paraphrasing Warren Buffet here…
    “Success is when you get old and the people who are supposed to love you actually do.”

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 2 years ago

    @Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper)

    I was going to say that!

  4. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    imagine your joy and their amazement when you show them that special warm spot in the water

  5. emjaycee

    emjaycee GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    We put in an in-ground pool and found we had neighbors we did not know we had.

  6. rshive

    rshive said, almost 2 years ago

    Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.

  7. david_42

    david_42 said, almost 2 years ago

    But a pool has a much higher probability than lotto. It’s relatively more relatives.

  8. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, almost 2 years ago

    You can choose your friends, but you can’t choose your relatives.


    Boy: “Mum, do you have sexual relations ?”
    Mum: “Well yes, son, I do.”
    Boy: “Then why do they never come and visit us ?”

  9. oldman2015

    oldman2015 said, almost 2 years ago

    when you get laid off

  10. rick mcdermott

    rick mcdermott GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    no truer words have been spoken

  11. Me3000

    Me3000 said, almost 2 years ago

    i alwas thought the theory of relativity says that time goes slower the more relatives are at your house.

  12. Hawthorne

    Hawthorne said, almost 2 years ago

    Or, alternatively, you could move to Florida or California … same effect.

  13. Colonel Claus

    Colonel Claus said, almost 2 years ago

    Yep, No body knows you when you’re down and out.

  14. jack75287

    jack75287 said, almost 2 years ago

    When you get a small inheritance operable word being small, my Mom told her cousin then she told her son and then here I was a third cousin I never met.

  15. Revvie Quar

    Revvie Quar said, almost 2 years ago

    Maybe, “swimming pool” has some relation to “share-my-genes pool”?

    > ducks, runs… <

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