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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 4 months ago

   The dog thought he would taste like chicken…
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   Alexikakos said, 4 months ago

   A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walked into a grocery store. The man walked to the middle of the store, picked up his dog by the tail, and started swinging it around in circles over his head.
   
   

   The store manager, who happened to see this, thought it quite strange. He approached the man and said, “Pardon me. May I help you with something?”
   
   

   The blind man replied, “No thanks. I’m just looking around.”
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   Jo Clear said, 4 months ago

   Now that is an old joke Alexikakos
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

   How about the nun who was taking a shower … the bell rang.
   ‘Who is it?’
   ‘Blind man.’
   Figuring it was safe, she went to answer the door naked.
   There stood a venetian blinds salesman.
   ‘Blind man,’ he announced.
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   SUSAN NEWMAN said, 4 months ago

   They’re called “service dogs” nowadays.
   I don’t know why; bestiality is against religious law.
   ;-)
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   Citizen GROG! said, 4 months ago

   That really bites.
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   olddog1 said, 4 months ago

   @SUSAN NEWMAN

   Interesting point, and a good one.
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   whmIII said, 4 months ago

   Wonder where he was putting his hand…?
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   BoomSkee said, 4 months ago

   What’s this……….old joke DAY????
10. 

    oldman2013 said, 4 months ago

    sticky fingers
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    nazzofoggenmach said, 4 months ago

    @Jo Clear

    yeah, but it’s a good-un, and the one i was gonna use here.
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    nazzofoggenmach said, 4 months ago

    horrible! turned out she could see.
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    whmIII said, 4 months ago

    @SUSAN NEWMAN

    Oh, YUCK!!!
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    Linguist said, 4 months ago

    I hope her dog didn’t get sick, after biting him.
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    hendrix_david said, 4 months ago

    What happened to Chris Cassett and where did Susie MacNelly come from?
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