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   Rod Gonzalez said, 4 months ago

   OOOOOOOGGGGHHHH . . .
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 4 months ago

   ARG.

   When I was in high school, one of my neighbors was a mortician. When I asked, his daughter (also in high school) told me “someone had to do it.” Made sense…
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   Linguist said, 4 months ago

   Mort’s Mortuary You stab ’em, We slab ’em !
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   oldpine said, 4 months ago

   Mort’s Mortuary and Bordello: we take care of all your needs, coming and going!
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   George Tirebiter said, 4 months ago

   @Linguist

   You keep sending them over, and we’ll keep putting them down…way down…
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   rshive said, 4 months ago

   I took one of those in college. They told me I should be a shepherd.
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   Jo Clear said, 4 months ago

   I’m wondering if it was because he was named Mort ?
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   AKHenderson said, 4 months ago

   Will Shoe bury the story?
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

   How about the guy who drove for twenty years without a backseat driver.
   He drove a hearse.
10. 

    Citizen GROG! said, 4 months ago

    As long as you can find someone to fill the box.
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    Josh Lyons said, 4 months ago

    Could someone cue The Price Is Right “Loser Horns”
    on both of those one-liners?! Oh, my!
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    SUSAN NEWMAN said, 4 months ago

    The cemetery: a place people are dying to get into!!
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    whmIII said, 4 months ago

    Yeah, but some days business is just dead…
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    rickmac1937 said, 4 months ago

    thats a great answer. a couple of friends were in the business and always told me someone had to do it. plus no back talk
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    Omnius said, 4 months ago

    Mort’s business is really popular, people die to get the chance to do business with him.
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