Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly

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  1. Rod Gonzalez

    Rod Gonzalez said, almost 4 years ago

    OOOOOOOGGGGHHHH . . .

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 4 years ago

    ARG.

    When I was in high school, one of my neighbors was a mortician. When I asked, his daughter (also in high school) told me “someone had to do it.” Made sense…

  3. Linguist

    Linguist said, almost 4 years ago

    Mort’s Mortuary You stab ’em, We slab ’em !

  4. oldpine

    oldpine said, almost 4 years ago

    Mort’s Mortuary and Bordello: we take care of all your needs, coming and going!

  5. rshive

    rshive said, almost 4 years ago

    I took one of those in college. They told me I should be a shepherd.

  6. Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper)

    Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper) GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    I’m wondering if it was because he was named Mort ?

  7. AKHenderson

    AKHenderson GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    Will Shoe bury the story?

  8. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 4 years ago

    How about the guy who drove for twenty years without a backseat driver.
    He drove a hearse.

  9. GROG!

    GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    As long as you can find someone to fill the box.

  10. Josh  Lyons

    Josh Lyons said, almost 4 years ago

    Could someone cue The Price Is Right “Loser Horns”
    on both of those one-liners?! Oh, my!

  11. SilverRain

    SilverRain said, almost 4 years ago

    On the bright side, you never go out of business until someone invents immortality serum or something.

  12. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    Mort looks like he might be the kind that nibbles while he works.

  13. boldyuma

    boldyuma said, almost 4 years ago

    Mort said.."Are you hungry..would you like a cold sandwich

    got one right here?"

  14. Travis

    Travis said, almost 4 years ago

    Mort has a creepy resemblance to a buzzard (vulture). He also looks fairly well fed, for a buzzard. Seems like a good career choice to me.

  15. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 4 years ago

    Or the old joke, ‘I have a job where I have 500 people under me. I cut the lawn at the cemetery!’
    Our city used to have three funeral homes on one intersection. We used to call it …(brace yourselves) the Dead center of town!

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