Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly

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  1. Rod Gonzalez

    Rod Gonzalez said, over 1 year ago

    OOOOOOOGGGGHHHH . . .

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago

    ARG.

    When I was in high school, one of my neighbors was a mortician. When I asked, his daughter (also in high school) told me “someone had to do it.” Made sense…

  3. Linguist

    Linguist said, over 1 year ago

    Mort’s Mortuary You stab ’em, We slab ’em !

  4. oldpine

    oldpine said, over 1 year ago

    Mort’s Mortuary and Bordello: we take care of all your needs, coming and going!

  5. George Tirebiter

    George Tirebiter said, over 1 year ago

    @Linguist

    You keep sending them over, and we’ll keep putting them down…way down…

  6. rshive

    rshive said, over 1 year ago

    I took one of those in college. They told me I should be a shepherd.

  7. Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper)

    Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper) said, over 1 year ago

    I’m wondering if it was because he was named Mort ?

  8. AKHenderson

    AKHenderson GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Will Shoe bury the story?

  9. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    How about the guy who drove for twenty years without a backseat driver.
    He drove a hearse.

  10. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    As long as you can find someone to fill the box.

  11. Josh  Lyons

    Josh Lyons GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Could someone cue The Price Is Right “Loser Horns”
    on both of those one-liners?! Oh, my!

  12. whmIII

    whmIII said, over 1 year ago

    Yeah, but some days business is just dead…

  13. rick mcdermott

    rick mcdermott GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    thats a great answer. a couple of friends were in the business and always told me someone had to do it. plus no back talk

  14. SilverRain

    SilverRain said, over 1 year ago

    On the bright side, you never go out of business until someone invents immortality serum or something.

  15. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Mort looks like he might be the kind that nibbles while he works.

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