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   firedome said, 5 months ago

   well, at least she places the both of you on the same continent, shoe…
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   Linguist said, 5 months ago

   From coast to coast, you’re toast !
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   Jo Clear said, 5 months ago

   Probably you retired somewhere…and her at some other bar…
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 5 months ago

   ‘I wouldn’t go out with you if you were the last man on Earth!’
   ‘If I was the last man on Earth, you wouldn’t be allowed in line!’
   Of course, if Shoe were the last man on Earth … it could lead to a mass conversion to lesbianism!
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   Alexikakos said, 5 months ago

   God said, “Go down into that valley.”
   And Adam said, “What’s a valley?”
   And God explained it to him.
   
   Then God said, “Cross the river.”
   And Adam said, “What’s a river?”
   And God explained it to him.
   
   

   And then God said, “Go over the hill.”
   And Adam said, “What’s a hill?”
   And God explained it to him.
   
   

   Then God told Adam, “On the other side of the hill, you will find a cave.”
   And Adam said, “What’s a cave?”
   And God explained that to him.
   
   

   “In the cave you will find a woman. Her name is Eve.”
   And Adam said, “What’s a woman?”
   So God explained that to him, and said, “I want you to reproduce.”
   And Adam said, “How do I do that?”
   So God explained it to him.
   
   

   So off went Adam, down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, and into the cave, and found the woman, and after about five minutes he went back.
   

   God said angrily, “What is it now?”
   

   And Adam said, “What’s a headache?”
   
6. 

   win said, 5 months ago

   Coastal visibility conditions are clear: Wanda can see there is no future with Cosmo.
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   AshburnStadium said, 5 months ago

   @win

   On a similar vein, the old expression, “the coast is clear,” came from smuggling in the 18th century. There were no coast-watchers to see smugglers unload their booty!
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   MadCow said, 5 months ago

   Ouch, my aching ego!
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   PICTO said, 5 months ago

   @AshburnStadium

   “Who was on the phone” my wife asked after I hung up.
   “Just some guy looking for the weather station” I replied, “He wanted to know if the coast was clear”.
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    Kylie2112 said, 5 months ago

    I wonder what Koko and Sakura would think of Shoe on The Other Coast :)
11. 

    whmIII said, 5 months ago

    You can almost see the air going out of his ego…
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    oldman2013 said, 5 months ago

    he’ll probably get the coast with all the tusami junk on it
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    rickmac1937 said, 5 months ago

    big get ready to travel to the coast
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    Linguist said, 5 months ago

    @Alexikakos

    Snerk !
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    somebodyshort said, 5 months ago

    At least you have 10 years until then
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