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   Superfrog said, 4 months ago

   Any preacher can bomb occasionally.
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   Alexikakos said, 4 months ago

   Chris Cassatt, Gary Brookins & Susie MacNelly:
   
   

   Your punch line is so senseless, it’s ridiculous.
   
   First, I’m being critical of this waste-of-ink-and-comics’-page-space strip in my above statement.
   
   Second, “mass” (or “Mass”) is a rite, not a sermon.
   
   Third, weak but more sensible punch lines might be:
   
   1) A mass performed before a board by a priest on probation to save his job.
   
   or
   
   

   2) (if you do want to stretch the definition of mass) A criticizing mass.
   
   

   (For the purposes of this post my avatar is “Everyone’s.” I’m a critic.)
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   Linguist said, 4 months ago

   Father Away chastises his congregation for short changing the collection plate.
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

   If people argued at a Catholic service, would it be a Mass Debate? (Say it fast, for maximum effect!)
5. 

   win said, 4 months ago

   @Bruno Zeigerts

   Which reminds me of the four years I served as an Apprentice Baiter before I could become a Master Baiter.
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

   @win

   Lol! Love it!
7. 

   Josh Lyons said, 4 months ago

   If bananas became catholic priests, they would have mass appeal!
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   Brisbanekid said, 4 months ago

   Alexi . . . You’re strung
   Waaaay too tight, you better lighten up or pass around whatever it is you’re smoking!
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   Citizen GROG! said, 4 months ago

   @Brisbanekid

   Yup. He does need to lighten up a little.
10. 

    david_42 said, 4 months ago

    When you have enough people commuting on bicycles that they start killing each other running red lights.
11. 

    Omnius said, 4 months ago

    @Superfrog

    Every preacher bombs every time because they spread nothing but a pack of lies.
12. 

    whmIII said, 4 months ago

    Been to a few of those…
13. 

    Dale Netherton said, 4 months ago

    @Omnius

    Well said.
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    SUSAN NEWMAN said, 4 months ago

    Mass: what Army chaplains eat three times a day.
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    natureboyfig4 said, 4 months ago

    I was going to guess the fat dude from Siskel & Ebert.
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