If it weren’t so true, that’d be funny !
No sliding. Makes the truss ride up.
Just get your local chiropractor to play first base…
For my retirement team it’s the throwing out of the first drunk.
Shortly after the fielding of the first ground ball.
My “Boss Lady” and I went into a little restaurant in West Virginia awhile back. We had been joking about getting old. As we entered the reception area we noticed a distinct but not powerful odor. I commented that it someone had soiled their depends. The took us into the dining room and sat us near a large round table with about ten little old ladies in their 70’s and 80’s. It was all we could do to keep a straight face.
Susan, you don’t understand the magic ! In senior soccer or softball ( or any other “senior” sport for that matter ) the air is permeated with the pungent scent of Ben Gay. Each player’s athletic equipment contains the prerequisite ace bandage wraps, knee braces, elbow cuffs, and Advil.
With dignity and grace. Since speed is just not happening.