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   Alexikakos said, 6 months ago

   An elderly couple had a parlour in which they kept a couple of food bins. One of those bins contained apples, and the other bin contained nuts.

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   They were having quite a bit of trouble with mice, so one
   evening before going to bed they set a couple of mouse traps, one by the bin of apples and one by the bin of nuts.
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   During the night they heard a trap snap. The old gentleman got up to see which mouse trap had caught a mouse.
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   On returning to bed his wife asked, “Well, did we catch him by the apples?”
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   The old gentleman replied, “Nope, try again.”
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   dukedoug said, 6 months ago

   @Alexikakos

   Ouch !!

   … and there’s nothing worse than bad nuts !!
3. 

   Willaran said, 6 months ago

   @dukedoug

   Bad jokes?
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   SUSAN NEWMAN said, 6 months ago

   Seven years of impotence??
   The horror!!!!
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   whmIII said, 6 months ago

   @SUSAN NEWMAN

   No nuts…oh, the horror.
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   Josh Lyons said, 6 months ago

   @Willaran
   Bad jokes? You mean the posters at Endtown.
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   jwbriggs said, 6 months ago

   Why shucks, folks. He’d give his left nut……………………………!
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   whmIII said, 6 months ago

   @jwbriggs

   Don’t know if I’d go THAT far…
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   coraryan said, 6 months ago

   We’ll have 8 years of a bad nut!
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    onceisenough said, 6 months ago

    If he was smart, he’d turn the trash can right side up….. The best place to put most letters to the editor.
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    pschearer said, 6 months ago

    @coraryan

    I think you mean a Left nut.
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