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   ŘŸʞʊ7 said, 8 months ago

   or a boat
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   zman111666 said, 8 months ago

   I’ve learned to never tell a bank that I need the money, but instead that I want it. They are more likely to lend you the cash if you seem like you are just gonna blow it on a vacation or something, rather than needing it for something important.
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   Jo Clear said, 8 months ago

   @zman111666

   Is that true ? Wow…You would never guess that would be a good idea…but if I ever need a loan, I will take your advice.
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   Radish said, 8 months ago

   OK, give me a loan for scuba gear…
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   BigChiefDesoto said, 8 months ago

   @Jo Clear

   There was a time when a bank was concerned about getting paid back. And the bank is a LOT more likely to get paid back if the borrower doesn’t NEED the money.

   BUT THEN, thanks to BOTH Bush and Obama, they discovered that the best way to get bailed out at taxpayer expense, so they could pay their bank executives MILLIONS at tax payer expense, was to go broke by making bad loans!!
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   AKHenderson said, 8 months ago

   That must mean Perfessor has plenty of liquid assets.
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   SUSAN NEWMAN said, 8 months ago

   Coincidence that the bird behind the desk is a vulture??
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   dukedoug said, 8 months ago

   @SUSAN NEWMAN

   Bank … vulture … meh !!
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   Citizen GROG! said, 8 months ago

   Cut your calories in half. Then you should be able to float.
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    Dora Dingle said, 8 months ago

    And if can’t afford that, two more words: Snorkel Pipe.
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    AshburnStadium said, 8 months ago

    @ŘŸʞʊ7

    BOAT: Break Out Another Thousand!
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    Alexikakos said, 8 months ago

    @Radish

    Divers always talk about their scuba gear.
    .
    I’ve often wondered…
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    What gear does S(elf0 C(ontained) U(nderwater) B(reathing) A(pparatus) require?
    .
    From the “Concise Oxford Dictionary:”
    .
    1) apparatus 1) the equipment needed for a particular purpose or function, esp. scientific or technical.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    More recently I’ve begun to wonder what people need their PIN numbers for.
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    e.g.) “I can’t remember my PIN number.”
    .
    Their P(ersonal) I(dentification)N(umber)
    probably does have a number somewhere in the system, but why should they care?
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    They only need their PIN.
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    piloti said, 8 months ago

    @Alexikakos

    The SCUBA portion only consists of tank, valve, hose(S) and regulator. Ancillary items or gear could be, bouyancy compensator, back pack, watch, wet suit, fins, etc.
    Get it now?I agree about the PIN number. Like ATM machine,or hot water heater.
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    whmIII said, 8 months ago

    @dukedoug

    Perfect…
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    whmIII said, 8 months ago

    @piloti

    Enough!!!!
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