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1. 

   win said, 11 months ago

   forgot his coffee…
2. 

   pouncingtiger said, 11 months ago

   After Cosmo is done, he will looked flushed.
3. 

   Chas60 said, 11 months ago

   Talk to the Japanese.
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   Randywriter said, 11 months ago

   Well, given how high-tech toilets have become, i wouldn’t be surprised to see new models come out with built-in WiFi and USB ports.
5. 

   luvcmx said, 11 months ago

   @Randywriter

   You bet your a$$!! Coming soon in a lavatory near you!
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   dukedoug said, 11 months ago

   @pouncingtiger

   Well, at least he won’t be full of … oh, never mind.
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   Linguist said, 11 months ago

   What is it with the Japanese obsession with toilets ? I just saw something on a plumbing design show in Japan featuring some pretty weird toilets.
   We call it the Throne room, so it’s a Royal Flush.
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   J. Short said, 11 months ago

   A salesman told me a toilet I was looking at could flush 25 golf balls in one flush.. I told him I didn’t crap golf balls.
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   whmIII said, 11 months ago

   The inventor’s name was Crapper…
10. 

    Harry said, 11 months ago

    I’ve heard of guys sitting down on the job, but this is going to far!
11. 

    nighthawks said, 11 months ago

    it’s not hi tech, but until you use a bidet on a consistent basis,
    you have no idea what you are missing.
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    oldman2013 said, 11 months ago

    shhhhhh! hes making an executive decesion
13. 

    JanCinLV said, 11 months ago

    @Randywriter

    Already available in Japan.
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    whmIII said, 11 months ago

    @oldman2013

    Yeah, can’t you hear the grunts…
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    SUSAN NEWMAN said, 11 months ago

    Cosmo’s final article will just be a big turd, anyway.
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