Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly

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  1. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, over 3 years ago

    I would be very wary of Mort’s Mortuary.

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 3 years ago

    The pharoahs sure tried…

  3. freeholder1

    freeholder1 said, over 3 years ago

    But it can sure walk off on it’s own when you aren’t looking.

  4. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, over 3 years ago

    People will be dying to do business with Mort.

  5. gmartin997

    gmartin997 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Mort should stay away from comedy. For the older among us, each day we wake up is a bonus.

  6. gmartin997

    gmartin997 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    The Greeks believed a person was immortal as long as their name was remembered.

  7. dkram

    dkram said, over 3 years ago

    The grave work of the undertaker.

    \\//_

  8. Danny Z

    Danny Z said, over 3 years ago

    “Dead-pan” humor from a mortician… who’d a thunk??

  9. prrdh

    prrdh said, over 3 years ago

    Roof racks, and a U-Haul.

  10. dfowensby

    dfowensby said, over 3 years ago

    sure bet for living long: keep breathing.

  11. Cucklebur

    Cucklebur said, over 3 years ago

    Stolen lyric from a country music song!!

  12. nighthawks

    nighthawks GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    or a tow hitch

  13. gmartin997

    gmartin997 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    It’s a proven fact: no matter what you do, you’re going to live until you die.

  14. snarky1941

    snarky1941 said, over 3 years ago

    Some could refer to Up in Smoke or cast your ashes to the wind.

  15. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Just take your Capitol One card.

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