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1. 

   Yukoner said, 12 days ago

   Shoe, all women see that as their role in life.

   “Lest we forget”

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   somebodyshort said, 12 days ago

   sounds more like a computer. when women look at you and talk upgrade they usually mean trade in.

3. 

   sjoujke said, 12 days ago

   Good luck, Doris! You’d be better off with Windows 7.

4. 

   Gweedo Murray said, 12 days ago

   When us guys upgrade doesn’t that mean a newer model?

5. 

   kea said, 12 days ago

   She should just switch.

6. 

   algurka said, 12 days ago

   It’s too late for “Cash for Clunkers,’ but maybe she can still trade him in.

7. 

   pouncingtiger said, 12 days ago

   Reality Check: Women need to upgrade too.

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   Allan Claus said, 12 days ago

   tiger - do you prefer the “bigger boobs” or “bigger brains” upgrade for the women? Personally, I like the “bigger brain” so they can keep up with my conversations ahaha I’m dead now haha

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   marjancek said, 12 days ago

   In IT upgrade usually means software upgrade, while changing the entire hardware is more radical; thus the change vs. upgrade joke.

10. 

    CogentModality said, 12 days ago

    A woman marries a man thinking she will change him and can’t.
    A man marries a woman thinking she won’t change and she does.

11. 

    BC13 said, 12 days ago

    Everybody changes, but it’s not always for the better.

12. 

    whmIII said, 12 days ago

    I was married twice…it is a genetic flaw in women.

13. 

    FishStix said, 12 days ago

    Two advanced courses everyone should take:

    
    

    1. How to find your perfect mate.

    
    

    2. How to change your perfect mate.

    
    

14. 

    Fer Lefer said, 12 days ago

    “OKay: I got this Pentium II, 133Mhz, 256 MB RAM and 40 GB HD, with Win98SE. Wanna upgrade to Leopard. Got the picture, dude?”

    Women dominate the Art of Humilliating in a politically correct way

15. 

    fredbuhl said, 12 days ago

    Is it possible to get to windows 7 from 3.1? or in Shoe’s case from a Commodore 64.

16. 

    Richard said, 12 days ago

    One other course Fish Stix, How to get rid of your perfect mate, without involving murder, it is so messy.

17. 

    JanCinVV said, 12 days ago

    The best way to change your spouse is to change yourself first. Then he/she will change the way they react to you. Check out the Kirk Cameron movie “Fireproof” for a perfect example.

18. 

    Susan001 said, 12 days ago

    Amazing how just one word–“upgrade”–can unleash so much techno-babble!
    LOL

19. 

    Joe Allen Doty said, 12 days ago

    But, you can’t upgrade an ol’ bird, Doris.

20. 

    Richard said, 12 days ago

    Forget the rest, just show her the door.

21. 

    cholldekkgher stenst... said, 12 days ago

    What happens when you have babies after you are married (a given)? Who is going to “upgrade” them THEN?

22. 

    Susan001 said, 12 days ago

    Joe, why do you always post after I do?
    Are you stalking me?

    LOL

23. 

    somebodyshort said, 11 days ago

    Are the new parts compatible with the old system?

24. 

    Joe Allen Doty said, 11 days ago

    I don’t stalk people on any internet forum. I just post comments later than some people.

25. 

    Pacejv said, 11 days ago

    Yeh, Joe Allen Doty said what people say about MY speed: I’m just ‘half-fast.’

26. 

    OldHipster said, 11 days ago

    I post at odd hours sometimes.

    Am I stalking anyone?

    Ya know?