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1. 

   Llewellenbruce said, 17 days ago

   Does he look like he exercises kid?

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   ben_david said, 17 days ago

   Ah, a bird after my own heart.

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   pouncingtiger said, 17 days ago

   Maybe he can exOrcise his weight off.

4. 

   Yukoner said, 17 days ago

   To exercise is an exercise in futility.

5. 

   kershawfamily said, 17 days ago

   you said it, Ben

6. 

   BigChiefDesoto said, 17 days ago

   As Chauncey M. Depew said, “I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends who exercise”.

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   Susan001 said, 17 days ago

   A wise man once said, “Whenever I get the urge to exercise, I just lie down until the urge passes.”

8. 

   William Tidler Jr. said, 17 days ago

   Or “I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.”
   ~ Mark Twain

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   jrbj said, 17 days ago

   It would seem that exercising is a lot like going to church in that you have to be quilted into doing both of them. And, if you go to Mass, you get sufficient exercise with all the standing up, sitting down, kneeling, standing up again and the obligatory genuflecting from time to time.

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    AddADadaAdDad said, 16 days ago

    I’d hate to meet that seamstress…

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    ninmas said, 16 days ago

    why do all comic characters not excercise?

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    BC13 said, 16 days ago

    And it certainly shows, Cosmo.

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    algurka said, 16 days ago

    I get my exercise jumping to conclusions and flying off the handle. Besides, comic characters don’t need to exercise. Look at Jessica Rabbit–she just has to be “drawn that way.”

14. 

    Fer Lefer said, 16 days ago

    “Uncle Cosmo, HAVE YOU EVER exercised?”

15. 

    whmIII said, 16 days ago

    Lard butt…

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    jtpozenel said, 16 days ago

    My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. ~Phyllis Diller

    I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. ~Mark Twain

    I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I’m damned if I’m going to use up mine running up and down a street. ~Neil Armstrong on jogging, in an interview with Walter Cronkite

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    yyyguy said, 16 days ago

    i walk fairly regularly. those little white balls ain’t gonna hit themselves into the hole.

18. 

    fritzoid said, 16 days ago

    Eat Right.
    Exercise.
    Die Anyway.

19. 

    nighthawks said, 16 days ago

    but not for long

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    fritzoid said, 16 days ago

    Any one of us could get hit by a truck tomorrow. I’d rather spend a short life doing things I enjoy than a long one doing things I hate.

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    BC13 said, 16 days ago

    I enjoy brisk walks. I hate jogging. You just have to find something you like and do it. Like golf, tennis, squash…

22. 

    crunkbot said, 16 days ago

    Morbid obesity is hiLARious.

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    cholldekkgher stenst... said, 16 days ago

    He exercises his elbow to bend quite often and bring his hand to his mouth. Sometimes the hand is loaded with food, sometimes beverage!

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    treBsdrawkcaB said, 16 days ago

    ALGURKA - There’s also:
    “Throwing your weight around”
    “Jogging your memory”
    “Fighting a cold”
    “Wrestling with a decision”
    “Flying through your day” and
    “Running around like a chicken with it’s head cut off”.

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    treBsdrawkcaB said, 16 days ago

    “flapping your gums”
    “Pushing your opinion”
    “Pulling for your team to win”
    “Barking up the wrong tree”
    “Squeezing an answer out of you”
    “Lifting yourself out by your own bootstraps”

26. 

    fritzoid said, 16 days ago

    “You and I have a tendency towards corpulence. Corpulence makes a man reasonable, pleasant and phlegmatic. Have you noticed the nastiest of tyrants are invariably thin?”

    – Sempronius Gracchus (Charles Laughton) to Lentulus Batiatus (Peter Ustinov) - SPARTACUS

27. 

    Just plain Steve said, 16 days ago

    “Jumping to conclusions”