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   BigChiefDesoto said, 23 days ago

   Hey, I gotta try THAT line!!

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   sjoujke said, 23 days ago

   Wonder if he gets an over-60 discount?

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   Yukoner said, 22 days ago

   She asked for age, not I.Q.

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   Fer Lefer said, 22 days ago

   Age is right, and men will ALWAYS be inmature for our age.

   I know I am…

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   Praxsis said, 22 days ago

   Age is just a number. The only times that number matters are at 16, 21, and 25. Driver licence, drinking(not rellay, but hey it is legal then), Auto insurance premiums drop.

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   ladyfingers86 said, 22 days ago

   At age 60, Shoe qualifies for the AARP. Does Dates R Us gives senior discounts?

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   jrbj said, 22 days ago

   I married someone half my age. Now she’s getting old too. Where’s the fun in that?

   Shoe may have a seniors card. AARP is definitely for the birds.

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   cvuco said, 22 days ago

   At age 50, I qualify for the AARP, but merchants treat my AARP card like an “Official Jodie Foster Fan Club Identification Card.” (I believe they had one of those in “Tiger Beat Magazine” in the 70s, and she had a life as a child star before “The Accused” and “Silence of the Lambs.”)

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   Richard said, 22 days ago

   Great line!

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    FishStix said, 22 days ago

    If he needs help getting a date, he must have some heavy baggage.

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    Coffee-Turtle said, 22 days ago

    ask the “Dates R Us” gal out, Shoe.

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    whmIII said, 22 days ago

    Show’em you Medicare card…maybe you’ll get a discount.

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    cholldekkgher stenst... said, 22 days ago

    If you live in a senior citizen facility, Shoe,
    Watch how you take her home!
    Somebody could be embarrassed!

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    Susan001 said, 22 days ago

    Age is just mind over matter.
    If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter!

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    ed-in-toledo said, 22 days ago

    I’m old enough to know better, but still young enough to do it anyway…

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    dstufff said, 22 days ago

    You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever!