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1. 

   sjoujke said, about 1 month ago

   Great advice!

2. 

   BC13 said, about 1 month ago

   Just to be safe, trust no one.

3. 

   Yukoner said, about 1 month ago

   Make sure they don’t do the play on March 15 of any year.

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   ejcapulet said, about 1 month ago

   And check the knives before you go onstage!

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   drwatson said, about 1 month ago

   Look out for Cassius as well.

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   Ronshua said, about 1 month ago

   In this day and age watch out for the … Ides of AK47 .

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   pbarnrob said, about 1 month ago

   “Don’t trust anybody over thirty – or under thirty either!” Somehow, they leave out the last bit…

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   jrbj said, about 1 month ago

   Verum , Ferinus , vos pungo mihi puteus.

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   algurka said, about 1 month ago

   And watch your back, Skyler!

10. 

    Richard said, about 1 month ago

    Yeah, yon Cassius with that lean and hongried look.

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    William Tidler Jr. said, about 1 month ago

    Et tu, Cosmo ?

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    TexTech said, about 1 month ago

    Ok, jrbj, for those of us who never got around to taking Latin in school, what the heck is:

    Verum , Ferinus , vos pungo mihi puteus.

    Give us a break. Thanks.

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    Fer Lefer said, about 1 month ago

    Thank you, TexTech: I speak spanish and “puteus” sounds VERY awful in that language

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    whmIII said, about 1 month ago

    Have ‘em check their knives at the door.

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    fredbuhl said, about 1 month ago

    It only hurts for a little while. Then come the reviews, and they can kill you.

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    puddleglum1066 said, about 1 month ago

    Brutus: “Hey, Julius, how many pieces of that pizza did you take?”
    Caesar: “Et two, Brute!”

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    cwreenactor said, about 1 month ago

    “Beware!”

18. 

    Susan001 said, about 1 month ago

    “The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in our actors, for they are amateurs.”

    Sorry, Will.

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    jrbj said, about 1 month ago

    Okay, Tex Tech, roughly translated it would say, “In Truth, Brutus, you back-stab (or penetrate) me well.” Penetrate, in this instance, referring to Brutus’ knife - lest there be a misunderstanding of reference.

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    crunkbot said, about 1 month ago

    ^^ Well, it works beautifully in the literal sense and as a lurid euphemism.

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    pbrown280c said, about 1 month ago

    Thank you, Chris and Gary, for choosing not to participate in the propaganda of this week.

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    cholldekkgher stenst... said, about 1 month ago

    I can’t come up with ANYTHING that sounds remotely like Latin….

23. 

    Ronshua said, about 1 month ago

    Truth , brutal , violence to sting me well . Literal translation .

    http://www.latinphrasetranslation.com/words/latinwordlist

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    Bargrove said, about 1 month ago

    Is this your quarter I found on the floor? Yes it is.

    How do you know. Well, it has my name on it. And

    what is that? E Pluribus Unum