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1. 

   Yukoner said, about 1 month ago

   That old car is really screwed on.

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   drwatson said, about 1 month ago

   Well, move over OBD! (Google it if you’re not a mechanic)

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   Dutchboy1 said, about 1 month ago

   It’s got a go-cart in the trunk?

4. 

   Ronshua said, about 1 month ago

   A baby Dodger ?

5. 

   cvuco said, about 1 month ago

   The backseat driver wasn’t wearing protection!

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   baslim_the_begger said, about 1 month ago

   And here the Perfesser just thought it was a rear-end collision with that Edsel!

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   Josh 1360 said, about 1 month ago

   One of you posters said yesterday that Prof. Cosmo’s DeSoto spends more time in the shop than on the road (or something like that).

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   BC13 said, about 1 month ago

   Josh
   That was me. There must be some truth to that statement, since I rarely - if ever see the De Soto when it’s not in the shop

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   jrbj said, about 1 month ago

   I used to have a mechanic who did digital tune-ups. He used the digits on his left hand and the digits on his right hand (for all I know he used the digits on his feet too). When he was finished, the car still didn’t run any better. Perhaps, the problem with Cosmo’s De Soto is that the same mechanic is doing digital tune-ups on it too.

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    FishStix said, about 1 month ago

    Diagnostic? Is that two agnostics?

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    Ushindi said, about 1 month ago

    I thought it was one agnostic cut in half, FishStix, but I googled it and you’re correct - two agnostics. Good call.

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    algurka said, about 1 month ago

    You know this mechanic is a scam artist. That old Desoto is pre-digital, so there is nothing electronic about that car that could be diagnosed digitally, but the first clue should have been when he offered to upload tunes to an AM, tube radio.

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    Susan001 said, about 1 month ago

    I thought that car was WAY past menopause!

14. 

    Fer Lefer said, about 1 month ago

    Some doctor told the same thing to my cousin, and she got married: she had a beautiful baby… two years later…

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    all-hail-hypnotoad said, about 1 month ago

    Thats the internet for you, Im suprised it didn’t offer to make the drive shaft larger too.

16. 

    yyyguy said, about 1 month ago

    @hypnotoad: funniest comment i’ve seen in a while.

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    baslim_the_begger said, about 1 month ago

    hypnotoad: I’ll second yyyguy! good one!

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    Guilden_NL said, about 1 month ago

    OBDIII - the iOBD

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    cholldekkgher stenst... said, about 1 month ago

    Tell that owner his DeSoto has been screwed!
    By one of them little foreign jobs, how rude!
    Could have been a horny little Honda
    Something driven by Jane Fonda
    Henry’s Daughter with the bad attitude!

    There is a reason why they call her Hanoi Jane
    A traitor to our country it was plain
    She went to visit the Hanoi Hilton
    And all the prisoners she was a’jilton
    When she let them get beat and driven insane

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    Ash said, about 1 month ago

    Cosmo, you ARE the father.