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   Yukoner said, about 1 month ago

   Be careful about the birth certificate. It may put you several decades out of her league.

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   tbree said, about 1 month ago

   Jennifer doesn’t look like a spring chicken herself.

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   Llewellenbruce said, about 1 month ago

   And your bottle of Viagra.

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   ♠Lonewolf♠ said, about 1 month ago

   Ask for her birth certificate too!

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   jopado said, about 1 month ago

   There’s gotta be a way to get next to a chick like this without birth certificates and pills. But sadly, I haven,t found it.

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   baslim_the_begger said, about 1 month ago

   Lonewolf: That sounds like, I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.

   No Perfessor, show her your bank account… oh, wait, that won’t work for you…

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   dkram said, about 1 month ago

   Jennifer is a byrd with nice drumstix.

8. 

   Doctor Toon said, about 1 month ago

   I wanted to ask a lady out that I knew was out of my league.
   Took all the courage I had to ask her.
   Been together nearly 7 months so far.

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   Richard said, about 1 month ago

   Birth certificate hell, it’s her baggage check you need to see, and she looks like she has oodles of baggage.

10. 

    FishStix said, about 1 month ago

    …and her baggage seems to be very nicely arranged.

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    EarlWash said, about 1 month ago

    God help you when she wakes up in the morning without her makeuup on. Where’s the window?

12. 

    Susan001 said, about 1 month ago

    Today’s strip looks like a cross between CHEERS and ANDY CAPP.

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    whmIII said, about 1 month ago

    I got a Viagra caught in my throat the other night…had a stiff neck for 4 hours!

14. 

    whmIII said, about 1 month ago

    She has a face that would make a train take a dirt road…

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    jtpozenel said, about 1 month ago

    tbree said: “Jennifer doesn’t look like a spring chicken herself.”

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    How about a spring duck?

16. 

    Gene Strattmann said, about 1 month ago

    Since they ‘re birds wouldn’t it be a “Hatched Certificate?”

17. 

    EarlWash said, about 1 month ago

    “Spring duck? How about a sprung goose?

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    baslim_the_begger said, about 1 month ago

    whmill: LOL! What happens when it gets stuck under your tongue? Never mind, I don’t want to know…

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    cholldekkgher stenst... said, about 1 month ago

    Would you like your Christmas goose NOW or LATER????

20. 

    OldHipster said, about 1 month ago

    I got a birth certificate to show her!!

    It’s tattoo’d on my……..well…………you know.

    Not to worry, it’ll impress her.

21. 

    jrbj said, about 1 month ago

    Actually, she has a droopy beak and is obviously past her prime.

22. 

    EarlWash said, about 1 month ago

    Past her prime? She had one?