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   Yukoner said, 3 months ago

   Translation - I’m broke, my retirement plan has evaporated, my mortgage is in default, I don’t have a health care plan and I’m not a big enough crook to apply for a government bail-out.

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   Johanan Rakkav said, 3 months ago

   Or maybe it’s because my life and my liberty have been taken away by overzealously pursuing happiness. You think?

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   Ray C said, 3 months ago

   Life is killing me, and I’m a prisoner of liberty.

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   Richard said, 3 months ago

   Hey! he’s single, so it could be worse.

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   BC13 said, 3 months ago

   That’s true. He hasn’t got alimony sucking what little he has left out of him.

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   Avolunteer said, 3 months ago

   Yet married men live longer than single…. so stop with the wife bashing!

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   rshive said, 3 months ago

   Yup, I haven’t caught it.

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   FishStix said, 3 months ago

   “My government’s pursuit of my wallet has broke me.”

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   Susan001 said, 3 months ago

   That couch sure looks comfy. I’d probably fall asleep on it.

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    Silverpearl said, 3 months ago

    He just can’t win for loosing!!

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    CogentModality said, 3 months ago

    Hey Silverpearl. The loo is in another part of the tree. ;=)

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    EarlWash said, 3 months ago

    Hey, Ted K., hasen’t your pursuit of happiness always been booze and broads?

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    whmIII said, 3 months ago

    No mans life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session….Mark Twain

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    Ushindi said, 3 months ago

    Avolunteer: True, but that’s because married men don’t get to have the fun single guys do, the “party on” stuff - they live longer, but why?

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    jtpozenel said, 3 months ago

    Avolunteer:

    They recently found an error in the study that stated that married men live longer than single men. It just seems longer.

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    yyyguy said, 3 months ago

    i once read a statement that said:
    married men live longer than single men, but they are also more willing to die.
    (since we’re playing with stereotypes, here)

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    yyyguy said, 3 months ago

    also, i’m a firm believer that, as Sheryl Crow sang, “it’s not getting what you want, it’s wanting what you’ve got.”
    if that is the case, then the pursuit of happiness (looking for something to make you happy) should lead to misery. IMHO

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    baslim_the_begger said, 3 months ago

    It’s not the pursuit, it’s the lack of capture

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    aerwalt said, 3 months ago

    I pusue happiness. If I ever catch it, I’ll have to chase something else.

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    Richard said, 3 months ago

    Yeah, married men live longer than single, but they would rather go first.

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    OldHipster said, 3 months ago

    Why doesn’t Cosmo have any pants on?

    The Psychiatric dude does.

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    pbarnrob said, 3 months ago

    He is a bird, after all. Neither does Donald for that matter…

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    crunkbot said, 3 months ago

    mmmMMMmmmsherylcrow

    …now I completely forgot what I was going to complain about.

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    SQUIDBREAKER said, 3 months ago

    My pursuit ends when I have the right Keys in my hand - Lexus Keys, Teske, and Alan Keyes:(president candidate)

    Then I can first true love…..S man.

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    Richard said, 3 months ago

    Cosmo knows where you live and how to get to your windshield.

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    rricchhterr said, 3 months ago

    usually, the physics of persuing, pushes the object away. it’s called enertia… maybe we should consider the persuation of happiness.