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   sjoujke said, 3 months ago

   Hey - that’s my retirement plan - get your own.

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   yyyguy said, 3 months ago

   it’s a good thing i don’t do “fat” jokes. there’s a few that come to mind.

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   Yukoner said, 3 months ago

   My retirement plan will let me really live it to the max, provided I die within four days.

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   HUMPHRIES said, 3 months ago

   Sounds like a good plan to me !!?

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   Johanan Rakkav said, 3 months ago

   Perhaps you could sell that 12-Volume History of Mustard off on eBay (you know, the History you purchased some years ago as props for your bookshelves).

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   Lewreader said, 3 months ago

   My retirement works until she retires

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   SQUIDBREAKER said, 3 months ago

   Try not to sell the History of Mustard. I’d rather you donate it to me. I happen to be a big fan of mustard seeds and propagation methods.

   Let me know when it’s on EBay!

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   Silverpearl said, 3 months ago

   That is known as Social Security. Currently at below the poverty level.

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   algurka said, 3 months ago

   …as long as I drop dead tomorrow!

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    FishStix said, 3 months ago

    It is good to aspire to a happy retirement. It is by far the most pleasant period of my life!

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    Richard said, 3 months ago

    Best retirement plan? marry a rich broad.

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    Allan Claus said, 3 months ago

    bleeep … he has the same plan as me!

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    ninmas said, 3 months ago

    with obama around this will be going on for another 4-8 years!

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    Doctor Toon said, 3 months ago

    How much longer would it have lasted without Obama?

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    Coffee-Turtle said, 3 months ago

    comfortably?

    …

    don’t give in, doc.

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    boldyuma said, 3 months ago

    That birds so broke he can’t even pay…..attention..

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    crunkbot said, 3 months ago

    It’s about time he planned his suicide.

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    OldHipster said, 3 months ago

    Do Birds retire?
    Old birds don’t retire, they just get their feathers dusted.

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    Guilden_NL said, 3 months ago

    There you go, Social Security under Osama, Pelosi, Reid, Frank, Waxman and the rest of the socialists. We can’t allow you to hold onto some of YOUR SS taxes, and we certainly can’t allow you to invest it anywhere, we’re SO MUCH SMARTER THAN YOU!

    No thanks. Quit taxing me for SS, and let me invest it for myself thank you. BTW, my return from Jan 2007 to Jan 2009 was 17.2%. Apparently I have a brain unlike Liberals that want a corrupt government to take care of them.

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    caddy.1957 said, 3 months ago

    I remember a time when I had big plans for retirement…now day to day survival and staying one step ahead of the bill collectors seems to be the best plan I can come up with