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1. 

   Yukoner said, 5 months ago

   Oh, if it were only that easy.

2. 

   Gweedo Murray said, 5 months ago

   Sometimes it is.

3. 

   SchmoozeMinkey said, 5 months ago

   This isn’t real?

4. 

   JFri said, 5 months ago

   Well I’m placing *my* order for a number 7, no onions!!

5. 

   Superfrog said, 5 months ago

   Gee. What’s life without onions?

6. 

   rshive said, 5 months ago

   Roz has everything.

7. 

   whmIII said, 5 months ago

   Onions….or garlic. Can’t be without them.

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   Silverpearl said, 5 months ago

   I like my garlic and onions cooked. The beef had better not bleed, either.

9. 

   FishStix said, 5 months ago

   Happiness without onions?! No way!

10. 

    JFri said, 5 months ago

    No onions, no tears!!!!!!!!

11. 

    dstufff said, 5 months ago

    Adding a big pile of fried onions to the order would make me happiest of all!

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    crunkbot said, 5 months ago

    in a moment of great personal darkness, Cosmo reached out with shaking hand, searching for a kind word. The responsibility was too much, and Roz knew she could not offer his soul the relief it sought.

    Now he will go on a killing spree.

13. 

    fritzoid said, 5 months ago

    Onions, no. Garlic, YES YES YES.

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    FishStix said, 5 months ago

    crunkbot said, about 3 hours ago: …Now he will go on a killing spree.

    And here in California we’ll find an empathetic jury who will understand all about his killing spree - and sentence him to six months in the mental ward.

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    fritzoid said, 5 months ago

    FishStix, that only happens if you do something ACCEPTABLE like gunning down a mayor and city supervisor while under the influence of Twinkies.

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    crunkbot said, 5 months ago

    FishStix: The word you’re looking for is SYMpathetic.

    I know they rhyme, but the words don’t have the same definition. Seems to be a common mistake, lately.

    Glad to be of assistance.

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    FishStix said, 5 months ago

    crunkbot said, about 3 hours ago: FishStix: The word you’re looking for is SYMpathetic. I know they rhyme, but the words don’t have the same definition. Seems to be a common mistake, lately. Glad to be of assistance.

    Assistance not needed; I wrote exactly what I meant: Empathy: the intellectual identification with or vicarious experiencing of the feelings, thoughts, or attitudes of another.