Scary Gary by Mark Buford

Scary Gary

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  1. A Common 'tater

    A Common 'tater said, 9 months ago

    When I get toe cramp, my expletives are far stronger than a mere “Ow!”

  2. cdward

    cdward said, 9 months ago

    When someone cuts off my tow with a scimitar, my expressions are a lot more colorful, too.

  3. A Common 'tater

    A Common 'tater said, 9 months ago

    I wondered if “tow” was a pun or something… because you couldn’t have mis-tapped… the “E” on the top row… and the “W” on the bottom… until I realised you’re probably using a QWERTY keyboard. But I agree with you…

  4. Pirate Mike

    Pirate Mike GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    That should do it.

  5. Captain Colorado

    Captain Colorado said, 9 months ago

    Instead, call a toe truck.

  6. nighthawks

    nighthawks GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    hey, it could have been a headache!

  7. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 9 months ago

    Now that smarts! Luckily, one vampiric trait Gary keeps polished is the ability to regenerate after Leopold’s many and varied assaults!

  8. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Doctor: You might fell a little pinch.

  9. Zigman

    Zigman said, 9 months ago

    But those were new shoes!

  10. AlnicoV

    AlnicoV said, 9 months ago

    Just get some glue and duct tape, then every thing will be fine.

  11. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, 9 months ago

    “If thy eye offend thee, pluck it out.”

  12. gmoldmule

    gmoldmule said, 9 months ago

    I’ve always wondered how Gary regrows all the body parts that get “removed” by Leopold. I didn’t know Vampires had lizard in them….

  13. cybergal29

    cybergal29 said, 9 months ago

    @A Common 'tater

    Same here.

  14. byamrcn

    byamrcn said, 9 months ago

    Can’t be HIS family, from seeing his parents.

  15. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 9 months ago

    @gmoldmule

    If they don’t die they are very good at regeneration. Much better than lizards, more like planaria.

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