Scary Gary by Mark Buford

Scary Gary

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  1. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 5 months ago

    Looks like it’s sunny, too.

  2. Cindy  Knight

    Cindy Knight said, 5 months ago

    Leopold would be a very nice little monster if he just quit doing mean things to Gary!

  3. pcolli

    pcolli said, 5 months ago


    Real vampires have no problem with the sun. It’s the fictional kind that have difficulties.

  4. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, 5 months ago

    @Cindy Knight

    And eating all the neighbors?

  5. T_Lexi

    T_Lexi said, 5 months ago

    Gary can’t sleep because he’s SO paranoid. I can’t imagine who caused that! ; )

  6. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 5 months ago

    What a wake-up! I wonder just how far from Gary’s suburban home that freight train is now? We know our Gary incinerates in sunlight, so maybe he should just close his lid and sleep until dark….

  7. Cindy  Knight

    Cindy Knight said, 5 months ago


    WHAT?! That what he does also? He eats people?!

  8. bluegirl285

    bluegirl285 said, 5 months ago


    And the Twilight ones just sparkle oh so bright…

  9. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 5 months ago


    You are correct in most cases. The first depiction of a vampire dying from sunlight was the illegal adaption of “Dracula” called “Nosferatu” where Count Orlock died from the sun rise.

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