Scary Gary by Mark Buford

Scary Gary

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  1. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 2 years ago

    Ah, you were saying, Gary?


    Beatrice, I’m sure you’re mature enough to understand when I tell you, Uncle Gary is a wuss!

  2. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Oh,I thought you said Griselda, that little girl that lives two doors down.

  3. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave said, over 2 years ago

    “They leap, too,” -Annie

  4. Tue Elung-Jensen

    Tue Elung-Jensen said, over 2 years ago

    He could beat Godzilla, but he wouldn´t be able to get close enough out of fear.

  5. warjoski

    warjoski GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Is it just me or is Beatrice spending a lot of time with Gary lately? You don’t think she’s given up on Leopold and set her sights on something lower down the food chain, do you?

  6. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, over 2 years ago

    “sure, I COULD beat him up but I would have to get him to swallow me first, thereby protecting myself from sunlight and fire, but not gastric acids, while I worked on beating him up from the stomach outward. Er, wait a second, doesn’t Godzilla still breathe out some sort of atomic fire? Never mind. We’ll just have to remain friends.”

  7. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    No single vampire could stop a Kaiju.

  8. Hectoruno

    Hectoruno said, over 2 years ago

    Which is sharper a wooden stake or a Godzilla tooth. Wouldn’t a tooth to the heart have the same affect as a stake? While Gary would survive being stepped on he won’t be in a fighting mood afterward.

  9. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 2 years ago

    re: warjoski

    I keep wondering how old the CLG really is. One wonders if she’s like Gary (705 or so) or Leo (at least dates to the 1950s).

  10. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 2 years ago

    rE: hectoruno

    Gary could stake godzilla’s jaw and let the resulting tetanus take care of godzilla.

  11. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Hectoruno

    The took would be too large. Would crush any one of several people. Oh and stakes don’t kill vampires. That’s the propaganda at work. Who do you think own many TV networks and Lawyer firms?

  12. pcolli

    pcolli said, over 2 years ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    It’s bad that so many of our folk tales have been corrupted by scriptwriters.

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