Scary Gary by Mark Buford

Scary Gary

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  1. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    They can be so clingy.

  2. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    You’ll just feel smothered in that relationship, Gary!
    Why not let Leopold operate to excise some of your excess stomach and leave it for her to use to lay her eggs? —That way, everybody wins! Leopold gets to be sadistic, you lose many pounds and inches off your waistline, and the Face-Clinger gets to raise her brood in your tummy, to be kept in the lab in a jar that will give Travis some company!

  3. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Then she’ll want an engagement ring, followed by a big wedding. Then she’ll gain forty pounds and complain you play way too much golf.

  4. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    i think i dated her in high school

  5. MisterDave

    MisterDave said, over 1 year ago

    Gary’s been looking for a girlfriend. Why not give it a shot?

  6. fishbulb239

    fishbulb239 said, over 1 year ago

    Wait, Leo warned Gary? Is Leo sick?

  7. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    First seduce, then impregnate. Then you are left to incubate.

  8. CTJ Bush

    CTJ Bush said, over 1 year ago

    Gary’s mine. Keep your tentacles off him

  9. Lonnie Cavenee

    Lonnie Cavenee GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @fishbulb239

    Yeah in the old days he would have let it get Gary and than Leo would laugh his a@@ off.

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