Scary Gary by Mark Buford

Scary Gary

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  1. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 4 months ago

    If this were the 1970s or 1980s, some producer would see today’s strip and make some yukky movie from the idea. “Leo: the Snowmobile Slaughterer” or something similarly awful.

  2. Tue Elung-Jensen

    Tue Elung-Jensen said, 4 months ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    Terror in the snow: Terror just went motorized.

  3. pcolli

    pcolli said, 4 months ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    At your cinema soon.

  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 4 months ago

    Death Sled, in the ’hood!

  5. Dora Dingle

    Dora Dingle said, 4 months ago

    Gee, don’t they even try to shoot him?!

  6. xSigoff

    xSigoff said, 4 months ago

    @Dora Dingle

    Of course not; self defense is not PC.

  7. Lord Helpus

    Lord Helpus said, 4 months ago

    Is this a Slay Ride?

  8. What-D-Hey

    What-D-Hey said, 4 months ago

    Is that a ski-boo?

  9. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog said, 4 months ago

    It’s faster than the horse drawn slay.

  10. Red_Fez

    Red_Fez said, 4 months ago

    ♪♫ Watch out where Leo goes, and don’t you eat that crimson snow ♪♫

  11. Charme

    Charme said, 4 months ago

    I always enjoy this group’s comments almost more than the strip. You people are hilarious!

  12. warjoski

    warjoski said, 4 months ago

    To the tune of Jingle Bells

    Slashing through the snow
    In a ten horse power sleigh
    Running over skulls
    And laughing all the way
    (Bwah ha ha)
    All the neighbors screams
    Are Leo’s delight
    Oh what fun it is to kill
    The neighbors left and right
    Oh

    Kill them all, Kill them all
    Kill them aaaallll
    Kill them here and Kill them there
    And kill them at the mall

  13. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog said, 4 months ago

    @warjoski

    Another of Leo’s favorites:

    Deck the neighbor with a hammer
    Bwaa ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha
    Extend your reach and really slam her
    Bwaa ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha
    Don is now inside a barrel
    Bwaa ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha
    Trolls have eaten his wife Carol
    Bwaa ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha

  14. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 4 months ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    There is that market for that stuff. Nuzzle movies for the pubescent.

  15. The Punk

    The Punk said, 4 months ago

    The green dude should die!

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