Scary Gary by Mark Buford

Scary Gary

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  1. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 5 months ago

    If a tear falls and no one else is there to see it, are you still sad?

  2. Prof danglais

    Prof danglais said, 5 months ago

    I was going to comment that a tear falling in a jar full of liquid would not be seen but it would sound crass after the previous comment, so please pretend I haven’t.

  3. Red_Fez

    Red_Fez said, 5 months ago

    Gary isn’t totally inhuman… he still carries the trait of making his pathetic self feel better by someone else’s misery.

  4. Captain Colorado

    Captain Colorado said, 5 months ago

    Be the best head floating in formaldehyde you can be!

  5. WebSpider

    WebSpider said, 5 months ago

    @Prof danglais: That’s okay. I’m still mystified as to how a head floating in a jar of formaldehyde can even talk. ;-)

  6. Bailey

    Bailey said, 5 months ago

    Travis should work (with some help) to find some body to love!

  7. Redhead55

    Redhead55 said, 5 months ago

    With all that time alone in his jar, I’d like to see Travis train himself to develop telekinesis and use it to retaliate against Leo this year.

  8. superdbs

    superdbs said, 5 months ago

    We need a storyline this year where Travis gets a body and wreaks revenge on Leopold for all the previous atrocities committed against him!

  9. Bailey

    Bailey said, 5 months ago

    @superdbs

    … that WOULD be fun!

  10. CARAPORAM

    CARAPORAM said, 5 months ago

    @Captain Colorado

    I think he’s floating in oil, that’s why we can see his tear.

  11. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 5 months ago

    Tears in the rain.

  12. Bailey

    Bailey said, 5 months ago

    Link to one of the most beautiful monologues I’ve ever seen… and a part of my favorite movie:
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    http://youtu.be/a_saUN4j7Gw

  13. Bailey

    Bailey said, 5 months ago

    … brilliantly ahead of its time.

  14. fishbulb239

    fishbulb239 said, 5 months ago

    You don’t have to be a head in a jar for the notion of having worthwhile goals to be laughable.

  15. Bailey

    Bailey said, 5 months ago

    @fishbulb239

    Nooooo… but it does make a little easier to shrug off, or explain to the neighbors — doesn’t it?

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