Scary Gary by Mark Buford

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  1. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 1 month ago

    Let’s be accurate in our quotations.
    (Hurtfulness doesn’t count.)

  2. Jo Jo

    Jo Jo said, about 1 month ago

    Hey, sometimes you gotta take your sympathy with a little arsenic-laced tea.

  3. ColoradoRider

    ColoradoRider said, about 1 month ago

    Hey, some creatures of the night are just uh big-boned….

  4. fredbuhl

    fredbuhl said, about 1 month ago

    Ba-da-boom!

  5. bald 716

    bald 716 said, about 1 month ago

    gary, you know how leopold is, take it with a grain of salt

    but not garlic salt

  6. Ji2m

    Ji2m said, about 1 month ago

    If all the wildebeests, zebras, and gazelles were slow and overweight, then the lions would be too…

    Think about it…

  7. jtpozenel

    jtpozenel said, about 1 month ago

    That doesn’t sound all that subtle to me.

  8. Nick V

    Nick V said, about 1 month ago

    Yannow, Gary just isn’t enjoying his afterlife. He could lose his weight like snaps fingers that, being undead and all. I think he just chooses to look like a blimp.