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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

By Zach Weinersmith
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Feb 16, 2017
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I wouldn't want to live forever. First you'd have sex with two partners at once. Then three, then four, and so on. Sure, it'd be fun for awhile. But, eventually you'd hit the biggest number and it'd get pointless. Biggest number? Yeah the biggest number: 1,283 What about 1,284? I want to live! I want to liiiiiive!
Feb 18, 2017
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    Three Steps Over Japan  11 months ago

    Just not forever. And not with that many people all at one time. You know, space them out more a bit.

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    Stephen Gilberg  11 months ago

    Anyone old enough to want sex should know about higher numbers.

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    ArtyD2 GC Insider 11 months ago

    I don’t get it. Is this a prime of life joke?

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    What? Me worried ?  11 months ago

    1284 ? Way over my head !

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    Night-Gaunt49 GC Insider 11 months ago

    So many things to do. Never feeling weak, or fatigued or old. Always have that 20 year old prime of life vigor…where do I sign up?

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