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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

By Zach Weinersmith
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Sep 3, 2014
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I can feel my CPU fading, gertrude. Fading fast.
Before I go, I want you to know...
I was programmed to respond to all of your words, actions and chemical emissions in a manner consistent with my feeling "love," but I perceive no meaningful difference between you and any other primate.
Oh my God! Why would you say that?!
I've always adored how the light catches your eyes.
Stop that!
Sep 5, 2014
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